Owl Machine
Shitty wit.
Movies. Games. Terribad Art.
A spin on current events. Now with added Homsetuck, current pony levels, and occassional LGBT relevance.
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Legitimate Rape isn’t for everyone, but is it right for you?
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Just saw a billboard coming in to Pitt. “Obama supports Gay Marriage & Abortion. Vote Republican “
These are the only reasons they give to not have him in office?
I feel confident about this next election and even if im wrong I’ve always been curious as to what living in a theocracy might be like.
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The real question is whether they would accept a black woman leading the escape…..
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As feared by House Republicans and many Conservative Americans, President Obama was seen leaving his tailor’s after being fitted for a fire retardent suit in which he shall usher in the Apocalypse upon reelection.
Motion 3045-B passed in the Senate a week ago, allotting ten million dollars in public funds for Proper Attire Befitting the Spawn of the Lord of Darkness, and his Servants upon this Wretched Earth.
The President was quoted:
“It’s a good day for the American People. It is, ah ha, important for myself as well as of course, and, as I am sure, important to the American People. For when the Final Days are begun, I, and my Cabinet, and the highest members in Authority of our Government, will be not only, as the saying goes, ‘be dressed for success’, but we will most importantly be dressed in a manner befitting our station as we usher in the end times, the last of days, the trials and tribulations of the accursed race of beings known as, man. After all, no one would take a naked and burnt Antichrist seriously. Nothing in government would get done if my colleagues in the Senate and House did not respect and fear my infernal and nefarious powers, and it is important for them to know that I do have a direct connection to Satan, the Father of Lies and the Murderer of the Innocent.”
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A BETTER AMERCIA
(with mitt)
http://gizmodo.com/5914154/mitt-romneys-new-app-misspells-america-twitter-goes-wild
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Photoset reblogged from click for more
This bitch.
Catholic ghetto.
Where they have to wear uniforms to identify themselves as going to catholic school.
Where the prejudice is so hard they have to have their own police force to protect them.
Where food has to be bought at stores and not sneaked over a brick wall. So inconvenient that it’s like a mile away, not just behind your tenement.
/so glad he’s overcome
(Source: lipsgallagher)
