I would be happy to have a life like Joe Biden: literally the only thing bad to be said about him is that he throws raging parties and has to keep a slip off suit on over his regular suit in case girls won’t let him go from their lusty hands to be awesome and make political deals.
Current thinking says living in America is like playing Mario, everyone who is a white able bodied male can go out and get as many coins as they need. But in reality, while we all think we can be like Mario and go out into the world to pursue our goals of making money and making a difference, all we end up getting is stomped on the head by someone or falling off a cliff with no social safety net.
Some Morning Show’s big reveal about a family’s “big problem” in getting a new dog was that they had a swimming pool and I just walked away disgusted thinking about all the families that can’t even afford a television set to watch this show.
If everything is bigger in Texas, wouldn’t Texas have to have a bigger Texas inside Texas and wouldn’t that Texas that’s in Texas then have to have a bigger Texas that’s in Texas’s Texas and if that’s so then wouldn’t that Texas that’s bigger than the Texas’s Texas have to have an even bigger Texas’s Texas’s Texas?
What I’m trying to say is, how can we be certain that right now we are not somehow in Texas?
girugamesh” romney wisperd
"u called mitt romney" girugamesh replie
"i need you to.. .take care of somenef or me" romeny…
An excerpt from actual GOP campaign strategy
"If the Democrats were right about preventing me from losing my house because I’ve gone bankrupt from the cost of medical bills, what else were they right about?"
- millions of Americans who are now guaranteed health care insurance and who are benefiting from subsidies so the cost isn’t that bad realistically. Although there is a worrying donut hole of those “too rich” for discount and “too poor” to not experience some discomfort. But many Republican states didn’t try to do anything to improve this system or help make better market places so let’s just forget about paying a little more to not lose everything until science has a pill that cures everything, OK?
George Washington’s birthday. Martha hands George a package. He opens it and sees a new set of Hickory dentures. He pulls her aside and lifts her petticoat. He emerges minutes later, his forehead flush and speaks over her girlish laughter with his usual Southern charm, “Martha you never fail to give me wood for my birthday.”
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