Where are the 3D printed dildos. I cant google this while I’m at work.
I think i saw a post that said you cant 3dprint dildos because the material is v porous and carries lots of bacteria n stuff
Didn’t look into it…
Can’t wait for Apples overly expensive option iCock in which you can dock your iPod into the base of the iCock and get fucked to the tune of your choice.
Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens
this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.
No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”
It was always the same every day…
The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.
I wish my day would change from that.
"Ready for another lesson??"
"Y-Your chest it—"
"That means we’re—-"
I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY